“Ahoy there.” Travis said as he slowly pulled his pontoon boat along side five similar boats already moored together.
“Howdy” Brad shouted, straining to be heard over Craig Morgan’s latest hit. “Throw out your lines, I’ll rein you in and get ya tied up.”
With the boats finally joined together Travis crossed the deck and shook Brad’s hand, “Much obliged.” He said in a thick southern drawl.
To this Brad tipped his hat and with a huge smile on his face replied “Welcome to the Red Neck Yacht Club, there’s a row of kegs on John boy’s boat and Kevin’s got karaoke in the back. Come on let’s go get ourselves a beer.”