Bo Baron stood in front of the green screen and adjusted his tie as his camera man counted down. "3,2,1, action."
"Good morning Sandy and hello Pagoda Beach. I'm Bo Baron with your weather on the 8's update."
Sandy Waters sits at a news desk waiting to be taken off the air. She gives the camera an over exaggerated smile before replying "Good morning Bo how's the weather out there this morning?"
"A small craft advisory is in effect for this afternoon, leading into the early evening hours. Expect moderate to gale force winds coming out of the east at 25 knots."
Sandy's smile never wavers. "Hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen it sounds like a rough day at sea. Now back to Frank Cates with more "Morons in the News.""